Box jokes
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Bird Box.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...