Box jokes
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
Who invented shadow boxing?
Adolf Hitler.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.