Box jokes
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Chat box hangout.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.