Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
2 boys came home for dinner late and their mother asked, "where have you boys been?" 1 of them replied with, "we were all over the neighborhood, we're mail men now." Their snobby teen sister said, "well your not real mail men, real mail men use real letters." Then 1 of the boys said, "actually we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollars at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDS". Bill Says, "Ok". The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it..It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Roses are red, violets are blue, i'd rather be single then be with someone like you.
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last long if you're fat
What do women and KFC have in common? After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the check.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have
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