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I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....
What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Whats the dame about boxes and children. There both found in basements
Wanna play dolls? I can be Ken and you can be the box i come in
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Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
I had 2 boxes 1 roblox 1 xbox
The cold winter night there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men where gay but they did not know. Fili: Fili. Kili: And Kili. Fili and Kili: At your service. Kili: You must be Mr. Baggins. Bilbo: No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house. Kili: What?! Has it been canceled? Fili: No one told us. Bilbo: Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled. Kili: That’s a relief. Fili: Careful with these, I just had them sharpened. Kili: It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself? Bilbo: Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that? Dwalin: Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand. Kili: Mr. Dwalin. Balin: Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in. Bilbo: Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste! One of the Dwarves: Get off, you big lump!
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. it was a bar seat. they where able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it
What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken Have in common? By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box. You put a can of beans in there.
how do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box. you run pass with a can opener.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes
Both of those are commonly found in basements
Do you ever wonder why Orphans buy small cereal box's. Its because they can't get family size
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I met a man named Jebidiah, on X-Box Live.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
