Box jokes
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Who invented shadow boxing?
Adolf Hitler.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.