Storage jokes
Drawers!
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
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I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.