Storage jokes
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
WD 5TB My Passport Portable External Hard Drive HDD, USB 2.0 Compatible, Black - WDBPKJ0050BBK-WESN
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.