My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh this, I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave...
Yo Mama is so fat, that when i unfollowed her on instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things then she told me to go live in it
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
Yo mama so fat when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Hi welcome to David’s sperm bank you Jack it we pack it how may I help you?
I started a band called 1023 megabytes - We still haven't gotten a gig.
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
drawers! (DYM 77)
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week, guess you could say it was a brief case
Where does bin laden keep his cd’s
In Irak
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes
Both of those are commonly found in basements
how many apps did he download ... well he did run out of storage
He’s not dead just his storage unit
Q: you now whats morbid at a storage sale A: they give you more bids
What’s Elon musk JR favorite food?
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