Storage

Storage Jokes

Self Harm

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

Women

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

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  • Child

    Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.

    Uncle

    In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...

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  • Yo mama

    Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

    Whiskey

    I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.

    Woman

    I like my women how I like my wine.

    14 years aged and locked in a cellar.

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  • Shed

    My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.

    Refrigerator

    What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

    Santa Claus

    What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?

    Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

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  • Canoe

    What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

    I would never put a canoe in my garage.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.

    Gay

    What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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