Storage jokes

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.

I like my women how I like my wine.

14 years aged and locked in a cellar.

My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.

What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?

Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.

Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snowbank.

Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?

What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.