Storage jokes
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
اي تيجي اللمة بتخلص your storage
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?