What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
Yo momma so stupid she eats cardboard boxes thinking it's chocolate bars.
What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Whats the dame about boxes and children. There both found in basements
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
What does an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
Do you ever wonder why Orphans buy small cereal box's. Its because they can't get family size
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes
Both of those are commonly found in basements
My mom smashed my x-box so I smashed her daughter.😏
I met a man named Jebidiah, on X-Box Live.
This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Bird box
others, tearfully: stop shipping real people!! me, packing an old lady in a fedex box: nope!
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
