Box jokes
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!