What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
What did sally get for her birthday? A football! Only joking she hasn't opened the box yet.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
