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Box jokes

Barbie

    • I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.

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    • Priest

    • One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. "What's in the box?" the priest asks. "Christian kittens," the little girl answers.

    Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way.

    A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. "Ask her what she has in the box," he says, "It's the cutest thing!"

    The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. "Atheist kittens," she says.

    The priest rushes forward and says, "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were 'Christian kittens!!!'"

    "They were," she says. "Now their eyes are open."

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    Incest

    • Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*

    Daddy:...

    Timmy: Well come on diddy!

    Daddy: Well shit lets go son!

    Both: YEE YEE

    SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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    • Funeral

    • I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

    And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

    And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

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    • Helicopter

    • They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.

    Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”

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    • Wife

    • The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"

    Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.

    Thief

    • I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.

    Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!

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    • Boner

    • What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?

    ... A boner.

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    • Milky Way

    • Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!

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    • Box memes

    Community talk

    • On maps, Cuba is crocodile-shaped, but when I look at a flat paper outline, I cannot see the beautiful farm on the crocodile’s belly. I can’t find the palm trees, or bright coral beaches where flying fish leap, gleaming like rainbows.

    end of part 3start of part 4 ​Box startsSometimes, I feel like a rolling wave of the sea, a wave that can only belong in between the two solid shores.

    Sometimes, I feel like a bridge, or a storm.

    • @Matt, u said in the comments to jakes post something abt a suggestion box to do with the notifications? Idrk what u ment, but it made me think, if we could have a section in our pfp where we can edit in @s.

    For example I could go into my pfp and either edit my @anothernewblach to just @blach or @anb, kinda how we did woth @eb and @eh.

    Mb if this is what u ment

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