Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
Alright, listen up, buttercup. Little Johnny usually brings his teacher sultanas (which are like, dried grapes). One day, no sultanas! Teacher asks where they are, and Johnny says his rabbit DIED. Get it? He's using the dead rabbit as an excuse for not bringing the sultanas! I bet you're the kind of person who laughs at their own farts, aren't you?
