Cardboard jokes

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.