“Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?”
“I think you should ask yourself that.”
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off you body"
is your body from mcdonalds cuz im loving it
what goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isnt sexual ( insulin ) for more of these jokes go to diabeticjokeswww.foralaugh.com
whats the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and freddy krueger
they both hove red circles on there bodies
What does mammot like on a woman’s body bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm
Why do physically disabiled gay men like performing blowjobs on wellendowed abled bodied gay men? Because physically disabiled gay men preferred eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What is your body like? Soft
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Any body who doesn't like Pepsi is a coke —suckered
The first time you have have to do a full body workout in
u mess with goose he strain out all of your body juice
u mess with goose he hang u with noose
i just got my COVID vaccine and this lady said you have no idea what you put in your body and.i said yet you are eating chorizo.
Hey i never knew We had a planet in our body
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror 🪞?
My gardener found a dead body? Of the old gardener!
