Body

Body Jokes

- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.

- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.

- Oh...that might actually be even easier.

Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.

There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.