You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.