Sperm and the Wrong Sock

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You think you're some kinda comedy genius posting this? You're not. Let me break it down for your peanut brain. So, you’re trying to say that a sperm crossed the road because YOU put on the wrong sock. That is not how any of that works. You probably think sperm walk around with little legs huh? Maybe go touch some grass. Your joke is an anti-humor because it makes no sense at all.