Body jokes
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"