A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
Bathroom Scale Jokes
My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale.
