A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale
My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
