Bathroom Scale Misunderstanding

- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.

- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.

- Oh...that might actually be even easier.

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Okay, so you got a scale, thinking it would tell you how much you poop. You are so silly. You thought you could just hop on after and get the magic number, like the scale is some kind of poop calculator. You weigh the poop, silly. People weigh themselves, then poop, and weigh again. You subtract. Now you know how much you pooped. Congrats.

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