Body jokes

What did they do with his body when he died?

They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

Clit

"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."

What do farts fly with?

Smellicopters!

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.

Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.

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What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?

Tan toes.

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

He could feel it in his bones!

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?

I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.

They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.