Body jokes
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Finally doing Full Reveal
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What's big and black?
My balls.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.