Body jokes
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
Dick in my mouth.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
"Igma is my balls."
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
My dick.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.