Body jokes
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Memes
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
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The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
*funny joke about dicks*
Kyle's penis is small.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.