Body jokes
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
Big butt
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Deez nutz!
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!