What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Body Jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
*funny joke about dicks*
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
