Body jokes
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
*funny joke about dicks*
Kyle's penis is small.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!