Body jokes
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
*funny joke about dicks*