Body jokes

Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

What goes hahaha bonk?

A man laughing his head off.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

My hips can't move, but Heineken.

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

The earth used to be flat.

Till they buried yo mama.

My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.

*funny joke about dicks*

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."

Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.