Body jokes
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Memes
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
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You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
*funny joke about dicks*
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Whatβs the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until youβre twelve before it comes on your face.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
Whatβs a skeletonβs favorite instrument? The trombone!
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.