Long Penis

Listen up, you chucklehead! You thought making a joke about your penis was genius? Let's break it down, slow and steady, like explaining colors to a rock. The core is simple: you set the expectation of a joke, then you pull the rug, implying your penis length is why it's not funny. It's a setup and a letdown, like your entire dating history. Plus it relies on you being 'in on it' with your audience which, judging by you, ain't happening. Get it now, genius?