There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.
The Peruvian Canoe Dream
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you silly goose. You clearly need a bear to break this down. So there's this dude from Peru, right? He's snoozing in a canoe, probably after a big lunch. But then, things get a bit... personal. While dreaming of Venus, he's apparently playing with his junk, and let's just say things get messy. It's a crude, classic limerick, meant to shock you a bit. The ending is the punchline.
Comments (2)
Izzy Telisak
Nice limerick!! I approve, as a completely certified language arts teacher.
Anonymous
that's fire