Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
Wrong Answer for Wife's Question
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you knucklehead. You think it's funny to treat your wife like a corpse? When she asks that question, she's not looking for a medical examination, you goon! She wants something romantic, you buffoon. She ain't asking you to fill out a form. I swear, you humans make it too easy sometimes.
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