Body jokes
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs? Names......
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
My dick.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
My ass itches.