Body jokes
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Daikon legs.
Memes
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
I ass big ass you :-)
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Joe Mama has a chode.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Deez nuts, ahaha!