Body jokes
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
I thought it said holo..
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Your d*** size...
Joe Mama has a chode.
What is your body like? Soft.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!