Body jokes

I ass big ass you :-)

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Not Sally.

What is your body like? Soft.

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

Bob has no arms.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"It's not Bob."

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?

Cremation.

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"

The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.

Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...

It's too hard.

I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Don’t worry, it’s too long.

Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?

Deez nuts, ahaha!

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.

I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.

Kim Jong-Un thicc af.