Body jokes

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

My guy: I have a Q-Tip.

Me: You can Q my tip.

My guy: Ayo!

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

What do you call a guy with no body and nose?

No body nose

When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"

The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.

Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...

It's too hard.

I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Don’t worry, it’s too long.

Deez nuts, ahaha!

Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.

I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.

Kim Jong-Un thicc af.

What goes in and takes a while to come out?

What’s another name for a cow?

You... cause you're fat.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.