Body Jokes

Deez nuts, ahaha!

Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.

I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.

Kim Jong-Un thicc af.

What’s another name for a cow?

You... cause you're fat.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.

There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"

She replies with, "These are my headlights."

He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."

So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."

Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"

I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.

What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.

What's red and runs up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.

Why did Sally drown in the pool?

She had no arms, remember.

What do you call a crying dick?

I call it a crying dick.

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.