Body jokes
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
Daikon legs.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Can you see me?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
I ass big ass you :-)
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”