Body jokes
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Can you see me?
I ass big ass you :-)
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Joe Mama has a chode.
Your d*** size...
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.