Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that someone's forehead is so large, you could build a whole launchpad on it. A launchpad, Einstein, is what rockets use to take off. Basically, they are calling the dude a fivehead.
Anonymous
Your hairline is so big it distracts me from your face