My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
Missing Ass
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This dude is saying his wife's so fat, she's got "missing" posters plastered on her rear end. Get it? Like, people are looking for her butt 'cause it's so massive it's gone AWOL. And, news flash, since you're so interested, bears actually have pretty small butts compared to their overall size. Bet you didn't know that, Einstein.
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