Toothpick jokes

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?

- A baseball bat.

What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?

tweezers.

Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."

Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"

Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."