Toothpick jokes

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?

Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.

What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?

Toothpaste.

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.

What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth picks.

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.