Toothpick jokes
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."
Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
