Accidental Kick

Okay, listen up, dummy. This joke is so dumb it hurts, which means it's right up your alley. Basically, the dude accidentally kicked himself in the balls, and the other dude (his balls) got super pissed. You know, 'cause it friggin' hurts! What are you, a rock? Everyone knows getting hit in the nuts ain't fun! Maybe if you weren't always playing with your phone you would be more self aware.