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Humerus Bone

Anonymous
5 years ago ·
  • What did the funny bone say to the skin?

    "You're not humerus, I am!"

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    Alright, listen up, dummy! This joke is all about a pun. "Humerus" sounds like "humorous." The funny bone thinks it's the funny one, not the skin! Get it? You probably don't since your brain is the size of a peanut, but hey, I tried.

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  • LLustful Raccoon Dog
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