Skeleton's Road Crossing

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, dummy. The skeleton crossed the road to show he had "guts." Get it? Because skeletons don't have guts, but "guts" also means courage. You probably thought skeletons really do have guts. No wonder you listen to country music.

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