Body jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Memes
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
That moment when you poop 😂