Body jokes
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.