Body jokes

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Why do midgets laugh while they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

That moment when you poop 😂

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

I slit my wrists.

I was going to think of a good amputee joke...

But I’m stumped.

How do butts start a conversation?

"Let's cut to the chase!"

What do you call a smart booty?

A wise-crack!

Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?

He didn't have the heart to put into it.

What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.

What do you call a person with no eyebrows?

Ms. Burgos.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.

What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.

Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.

What do you call a person with only one arm?

Half-assed.