Body jokes
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
That moment when you poop 😂
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.