Body

Body jokes

Dick

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

Friend

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!πŸ˜‚

Me thinking it's a gift from God: πŸ•΄οΈπŸ˜Ž

Mom

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Midget

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

Skinny

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Dick

What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?

A misfit.

Man

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

Sister

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

Butt

How do butts start a conversation?

"Let's cut to the chase!"

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?

He didn't have the heart to put into it.

Face

What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.

What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.

Skeleton

Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.