Body jokes
My dick harder than stone, man.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Back bent.
Memes
Mine never stops.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Joe Mama has a chode.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Can you see me?
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.