Body jokes
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Big butt
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.