Body jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
I ass big ass you :-)
Can you see me?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Your d*** size...
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Joe Mama has a chode.
What is your body like? Soft.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"