Body jokes
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Memes
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.