Body jokes
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Memes
I thought it said holo..
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
I ass big ass you :-)
Can you see me?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Your d*** size...
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Joe Mama has a chode.
What is your body like? Soft.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."