Body jokes
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Mine never stops.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
My dick harder than stone, man.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.