Body jokes
What is your body like? Soft.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
My balls.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Daikon legs.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)