Body jokes
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Butt cracks.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Your face with my cum.
I farted. LOL.
What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."