Body jokes
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Butt cracks.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Your face with my cum.
What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
I farted. LOL.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"