Body jokes
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Butt cracks.
Your face with my cum.
What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
I farted. LOL.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.