Body jokes

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?

A xylophone.

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

My dick is hard, what's your name?

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?

"Sandy cheeks."