Body jokes
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.