Body jokes

I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.

what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.

I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

Guess what.

What?

Your mum saw your 1 inch.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?

"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."

Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?

A cutting board.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?