Body jokes
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Boobies!
Vagina?
My dick harder than stone, man.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.