Body jokes
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Boobies!
Vagina?
My dick harder than stone, man.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?