Body jokes

Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.

What’s under the bottom?

Your legs.

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?

Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.

Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?

It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.

I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.

what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.

I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏