Body jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Penis, neck, rope?
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Man, Uranus is so big!
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
Yo mama fat as fuck.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...