Body Jokes

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

Man, Uranus is so big!

Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

Yo mama fat as fuck.

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...

Jelianis' forehead😈

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

Jugs!

A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”

Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?

Him: No, have you seen where it is?

Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.

Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

Hey do you know saga?

Saga these ball sacks!

A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?