Body jokes

What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?

"My bum hurts!"

I have a match!

My ass, your face.

Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.

Me: Wow, they found the body already?

Dad: :/

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

Why do short people laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!

What is a queef?

Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

Man, Uranus is so big!

Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

Yo mama fat as fuck.

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...

Jelianis' forehead😈

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.