My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
Story done. Please like.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
My anus smells.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
