Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Marshmallow Jokes
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
This isnβt much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)