Body

Body jokes

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.