Body jokes

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

A girl has small balls.

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.

Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?