people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
So if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras but then I heard popping behind me
Whats the difference between my basement and my garage one has a pile of babies bodies the other has their heads
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
I think my penis has facial recognition
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
