A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
The sad life of a penis
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, this penis has it ROUGH. Hair all messed up, family's a bunch of nuts, lives next to an asshole, bestie's a pussy, and gets beat by its owner. It's a tough life! You probably don't understand it because you're used to getting everything handed to you. Bet you've never even changed a tire.