The 40+ Best Cheek Jokes

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A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit” girl says “who” boy goes “ my ass cheeks”

What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach SANDY CHEEKS

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You mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Before jane, was tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?

what did one butt cheek say to the other together we can stop this shit

Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart

What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks? - one is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

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One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

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How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron. How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.

why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek