what did one butt cheek say to the other together we can stop this shit
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron. How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says "Okay I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts". So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me??" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
What did one Cheek say to the over cheek. It is a squash in here
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit” girl says “who” boy goes “ my ass cheeks”
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert."
The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him."
The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake."
The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill’s candy
but Jack had a shock
with a mouth full of cock
cause Jill’s real name was Randy
With a tight cheeked fanny
and shlong expandy
Jack’s face turned uncanny
Off he ranny
to tell granny
his best friend was a tranny
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach SANDY CHEEKS
Lemme clap your girls booty cheeks daddy papi
You mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Before jane, was tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks? - one is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks
yo mama cheeks are red idk why
You:OMG I CANT BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! The other person: Who? You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks
She does not wanna fuck you and she don’t need u clapping them cheeks
i like little Johnny's tight booty cheeks