Chapstick Deodorant

This joke is making fun of someone for being very thin. It exaggerates their skinniness by saying they use Chapstick, which is tiny, as deodorant, which is normally much bigger.

• Skinny
• Chapstick
• Body
• Size
• Grooming
• Deodorant

• You're so skinny that you fall.
• You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
• You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
• You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!