Body Part jokes
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Willy bum.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
Memes
My ass in your thumb
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.