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Body Part Jokes
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, itâs too pointless.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Why canât a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.