Body Part jokes

What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Thumb nails.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half a cat.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Robetoe.

A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?

Up your pp with a piece of crap!

What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Picasshole.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!

Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?

Never mind, it’s too pointless.

What's a bull's favorite body part?

An eye-BULL!

Ha, Uranus face!

Not in a racist way tho.

Say, "Crack my fingers."

Now say that backwards...

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do you call a booty that can sing?

A crack-up!

Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”