Body Part jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half a cat.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Robetoe.

A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Up your pp with a piece of crap!

If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?

What's a bull's favorite body part?

An eye-BULL!

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!

Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?

Never mind, it’s too pointless.

Ha, Uranus face!

Not in a racist way tho.

Say, "Crack my fingers."

Now say that backwards...

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

What do you call a booty that can sing?

A crack-up!

Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?

Because then, it would be a foot.

Haha, balls hahaha!

Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?