Body Part jokes
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"