Body Part jokes
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"