Body Part jokes
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
Like if you have nuts.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligator's mouth, and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink, he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes, she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.
Mooning is very astrological!
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.