Up your pp with a piece of crap!
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, itâs too pointless.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Why canât a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
