What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
My name is Myria, my right nut.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
