Body Part jokes
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
My name is Myria, my right nut.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"