Body Part jokes
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
My name is Myria, my right nut.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"