What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
Hey, listen up, buttercup! This "joke" is playing on your expectations. You're thinking of something big and scary, but BAM! It's just half a cat. Get it? Because cats have four legs, so half a cat would have two. I bet you still don't get it, do you?
DarkPlayz
That’s so sad