Body Part jokes
My name is Myria, my right nut.
No. Eat my butt!
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Arms.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
I can see my future in your forehead.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”