What has 2 legs and is red all over?
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
Greg fucking steals toes!
My pee pee fell off.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
