Body Part jokes
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Greg fucking steals toes!
My pee pee fell off.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
No. Eat my butt!
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
