Body Part jokes
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
No. Eat my butt!
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Greg fucking steals toes!
My pee pee fell off.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
