Body Part jokes
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Memes
ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.