Body Part jokes
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
Greg fucking steals toes!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"