What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
