Body Part jokes
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Memes
ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!