Body Part jokes
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
Memes
ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.