Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Body Part Jokes
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Arms.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Like if you have nuts.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, thatβs always been there.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Willy bum.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
