Body Part jokes
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!