Body Part jokes
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Arms.
Memes
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Like if you have nuts.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Willy bum.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)