Body Part jokes
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!