Body Part jokes
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.