Body Part jokes
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
No. Eat my butt!
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Arms.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
Willy bum.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
My name is Myria, my right nut.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.