Black jokes
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
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What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What's black and doesn't work?
A filthy porch monkey at the zoo.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.