Black jokes
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
Memes
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Flat.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."