Black jokes

What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

Flat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

What did your mom get for Christmas?

A big black horse dildo.

Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?

A: Oreo

What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!

Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.

You got a black cat.

He was bad luck.

Everyone left you and you committed suicide.

What a CATastrophe!

I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

Sike, I lied. I like big black men.

Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading

What's a current's favorite juice?

Black "current"!

So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.

All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."

What's black, white, and "read" all over?

A zebra after a lion is full.

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

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