Kobe's Last Assist

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.

Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”

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Alright, listen up, genius. The joke is about Kobe Bryant, a famous basketball player known for not passing the ball. In this joke, he's in a helicopter that's on fire. Instead of using the fire extinguisher or passing it to someone who can, he'd rather die 'cause he just won't pass. It's funny 'cause it plays on his reputation, even in a morbid situation. I'm not sure if I should laugh or not.

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I read this to my teacher, and I thought that it was real because when I read out the last part of this joke, I understood that it wasn't real and the look on the my teacher's face was so horrible XD