An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
what do you call a squad of emo kids suicide squad
God, I wish my grass was emo. So it will cut itself.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wanna be goths
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
my step sister is a big titty goth egg should I tap that?
