Goth jokes
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
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Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3