An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
Goth Jokes
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
